Me and my wife have seen
the perfect couple.
We’ve seen them dating with their
hands in each other’s back pockets
and smiled when they’ve shown us
their expensive chains and lockets.
We’ve seen them in the gym
forty minutes on the treadmill
keeping in shape and staying trim
each with quite the zeal.
We’ve seen them at their weddings
singing songs of love and crying
as they recite their vows with joy
and sanctify the knot they’re tying.
We’ve seen their network of friends
spanning far and wide
and a new car every year
’cause their friends enjoy the ride.
We’ve seen them at the restaurant
never arguing, that’s true
and attending all events
and laughing right on cue.
Me and my wife have seen
the perfect couple.
We saw one just last week
they weren’t together anymore
“- separately quietly,” she said
but they were still tied up in court.
It seems that after all
they both still had their flaws
but they looked so good together
through all the hems and haws.
An hour ago we fought,
something mundane and silly
and making up was quick
just a simple kiss really.
We haven’t been the perfect couple
for over twenty years
and toiled a little here and there
with blood and sweat and tears.
And here we are still
with all love has to broker
and happy as a lark
to be a couple mediocre.
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