Justice Fag
I shot Superman
with a pellet gun today,
again
Seventh time this year
It’s funny ‘cause he won’t
hurt me
and it’s not illegal
or nothin’
He just looks exasperated
and flies off
I can’t hear him when he’s
so far away
but he can hear me,
I just know he can,
and I know he’s listening
so I call him a
‘SuperPussy’
and giggle.