Justice Fag





Justice Fag


I shot Superman

with a pellet gun today,



Seventh time this year


It’s funny ‘cause he won’t

hurt me

and it’s not illegal

or nothin’


He just looks exasperated

and flies off


I can’t hear him when he’s

so far away

but he can hear me,

I just know he can,

and I know he’s listening

so I call him a


and giggle.